Your period tracker is watching you—and so is the state. Miss a cycle? Expect a visit. Surveillance capitalism just became fascism. Here’s how.
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Category: Health
PeePal’s BDSM System: A Tightly Bound Experience in Bathroom Efficiency
BDSM (BAC-Driven Sanitary Management) prioritizes bathroom access based on intoxication, boosting profits with VIP perks and premium bathroom experiences.
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The US Isn’t a Country—It’s Just a Corporate Playground Pretending to Be One
The US isn’t a country; it’s a corporate playground where big businesses run the show, and politicians are just the puppets selling their agendas.
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Climate Change? Nah, It’s Just a Conspiracy By Big Whatevers!
Climate change is a hoax created by Big Overlords—Big Tech, Big Pharma, and others—to manipulate, control, and profit from fear and misinformation.
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Why You Should Be Watching More TikTok: The Secret to a Happier, More Productive Society!
TikTok rewires brains, boosts consumerism, and simplifies thinking. It’s the perfect tool for a happier, more controllable society!
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The AI Companion: Your Digital Best Friend Forever (BFF)
Every newborn gets a digital AI buddy at birth, tailored to their parents’ values and status, subtly shaping their future from day one.
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The Outrageous Overuse of Hand Sanitizer: A Big Hand Sanitizer Conspiracy!
Introduction: The Germ Apocalypse Hysteria Remember the days when getting a little dirt on your hands was a sign of character and strength? When a scraped knee wasn’t a reason
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Groundbreaking Study Reveals: Mansplaining is the Key to Male Maturity, Women Encouraged to Indulge It Like a Toddler’s Ramblings
Encouraging mansplaining with positive feedback boosts men’s maturity, cognitive function, and sexual stamina, benefiting relationships overall.
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The Outrageous Cost of Societal Standards: Why Gender Affirmation Should Be Selective!
Why waste money on gender-affirming care when we could be funding the real societal necessities like Botox and butt lifts? After all, nothing says ‘progressive society’ like obsessing over unattainable beauty standards while ignoring genuine human needs.
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Implications and Impact of Smartphone Usage Regulations on Public Safety, Cognitive Health, and Social Dynamics: A Cross-Cultural Comparative Study
A comparative study of brain scans shows reduced cognitive function in adults over 45 using smartphones versus non-users.
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