Europe preaches digital sovereignty—then hands its entire infrastructure to Microsoft. Meanwhile, the U.S. is run by a man who thinks Wi-Fi is witchcraft.
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Surveillance Capitalism Is Becoming Fascism—And Your Period Tracker Proves It
Your period tracker is watching you—and so is the state. Miss a cycle? Expect a visit. Surveillance capitalism just became fascism. Here’s how.
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5 Brutal Reasons You’re Just an Ant in the Global AI Domination Game
Congrats, you’re an ant in the AI empire! Big Tech sprinkles crumbs, you scurry to obey, and when you’re inconvenient? Squash! Keep marching, worker.
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BREAKING: Trump’s Executive Order Footage is FAKE—Shadow Government Exposed! 🚨
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE. The footage of Trump signing those executive orders isn’t just suspicious—it’s straight-up CGI garbage designed to dupe the masses. If you’re not furious yet, you haven’t slowed
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Deepfake Chaos: Welcome to the Post-Reality Era
Breaking News: Your Neighbor’s Cat Robbed a Bank, and Other Unbelievable Stories You’ll Believe Anyway In a shocking twist this morning, a viral video surfaced showing Mittens, a 3-year-old tabby
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The Rise and Fall of Sarah’s AI Empire: A Testimonial of Progress Gone Wrong
It began innocently enough. Sarah’s brainchild, AIstream, promised to be a revolution in personal empowerment. It could handle everything: generate social media content, write essays, curate entertainment, and optimize daily
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Why Bother Voting? AI Already Picked Your Next Leader
Voting is so last century. AI already knows your preferences, tracks your habits, and picks your leaders. Who needs democracy when bots run the show?
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Let AI Do It All — It’s the American Dream!
“Lazy is the new smart! Let AI handle your life—from chores to decisions—while you relax. But is humanity trading brains for convenience?”
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AI Buddies: The Perfect Friends for a Flawless Future
AI buddies: perfect friends, flawless validation – who needs messy human relationships anymore?
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The Undeniable Physics of Anti-Gravity: Unlocking the Secrets of Floating Ego Dynamics
A deep dive into the science of anti-gravity, powered by manipulating masses, culminating in the ultimate proof—floating garbage from political leaders’ minds!
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