Code signing certificates with hardware tokens are an outdated, expensive scam that sabotages automation and holds developers’ workflows hostage
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Why Your Child Deserves Better Than You: Influencer Training Is the Only Way Forward
Transform education with influencer training starting at pre-school! Build global dominance through self-branding, algorithms, and viral mastery. Adapt or be irrelevant!
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Why the “Right to Repair” Will Destroy Civilization as We Know It: An In-Depth Analysis
Critique of the “right to repair” as a threat to consumerism, highlighting absurd economic, ecological, and social reasons to keep replacing gadgets.
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The Mac Ecosystem: Like a Penis Enlargement, But for Your Ego
Entering the Mac ecosystem is like a pricey, ineffective enhancement scheme—promising greatness but leaving you just as unimpressed and out of cash.
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Climate Change? Nah, It’s Just a Conspiracy By Big Whatevers!
Climate change is a hoax created by Big Overlords—Big Tech, Big Pharma, and others—to manipulate, control, and profit from fear and misinformation.
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Aliens finally give up on Earth: Intelligence search abandoned after laughable failure
Aliens abandon their search for intelligent life on Earth, baffled by humans’ obsession with screens and simple gadgets like toasters but finding no signs of intelligence.
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Why You Should Be Watching More TikTok: The Secret to a Happier, More Productive Society!
TikTok rewires brains, boosts consumerism, and simplifies thinking. It’s the perfect tool for a happier, more controllable society!
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The AI Companion: Your Digital Best Friend Forever (BFF)
Every newborn gets a digital AI buddy at birth, tailored to their parents’ values and status, subtly shaping their future from day one.
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Why Are We Still Teaching Kids to Write? It’s the 21st Century!
Why are we still teaching kids to write with ancient tools like quills and pens? It’s the 21st century—time to move on to emojis and voice-to-text!
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If your grandma is addicted to her phone, she’s clearly trying to replace you!
Grandma’s done waiting for rare family visits; she’s embracing tech and Boston Dynamics’ Robo-Pet to replace ungrateful grandkids with perfect AI companionship!
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